Why can't we return politicians sooner?

If you buy a TV at Best Buy and the TV doesn't work, you can take it back to the store and get your money back.

The same holds true if you buy a faulty microwave at Wal-Mart, a bad video game at Game Stop or a box of cereal with a dead mouse in it at your local grocery store.

Why can't we do the same thing with the morons who are elected to public office? Why do we have to wait four years to "return" these idiots to whatever hole we found them buried in when they were elected last November?

Seriously...I thought that the clusterfuck of imbeciles who were elected in the 2004 and 2006 elections were the bottom of the barrel. This collection of mental midgets had the intellectual capacity of an anteater's bowel movement. We CAN'T do any worse in 2008, I thought to myself.

And I was wrong...holy horseshit was I wrong. I haven't been THAT wrong since the last argument I had when I was married (and you guys with spouses, you know what I'm talking about).

These losers who are allegedly representing our wishes in Washington are doing everything EXCEPT our wishes. And guess who's going to foot the bill for this grandiose glob of incompetence? That's right, pal...you, me, your spouse, my future spouse, our children, their children, and any illegitimate children who might unexpectedly pop up on the outer branches of the family tree.

Wasn't this an election of "change" that we were going to experience??? Nobody said that the change would consist of making things even worse than they already are.

Alleged President Barack Obama promised that business would be conducted differently in Washington with him in charge. It was the "There's a new sheriff in town, and his name's Reggie Hammond" speech.

And what have we got for our change? A $787 billion "stimulus" package and a recently passed budget of over $400 billion that is so full of pork it makes Famous Dave's look like a vegetarian buffet. And when he's grilled on it, he tries to tell us that it was former President Bush who bailed the banks out...conveniently forgetting that it was a DEMOCRAP-CONTROLLED CONGRESS (of which he was a member of at the time) THAT BEGGED FOR AND PASSED THE LEGISLATION.

Wasn't Obama going to do away with all those cute little bells and whistles our alleged representatives sneak into these bills? Fantastic job, Mr. President -- that $400 billion-plus bill you just signed into law contains a whopping NINE THOUSAND FREAKING EARMARKS!!! Great work keeping those whores in check, Einstein.

And the hits just keep on a-comin', folks. The House of Representatives' house mother, Rep. Nancy Pelosi of California, is flapping her lips about the need for ANOTHER stimulus package of as much as $500 billion. And doesn't it seem funny that every time that worthless broad speaks, or Obama spouts off on the economy, our 401K's and IRA's lose thousands of dollars more in value? Shaddap already...you're talking us all into an economy where we live our retirement years in our grandkids' basements with a box of Town House crackers and a warm, half-consumed can of Diet Pepsi.

So between the two stimulus packages and the new pork-flooded budget signed by our dubious leader, you're staring at almost $2 trillion on those three items alone. TWO TRILLION GREENBACKS, boys and girls. That's well over $20,000 for every man, woman, and child legally residing within our borders.

Here's a better idea, you D.C. assholes...instead of whoring yourselves out to Big Banks, Big Oil and whatever big cock you're sucking on right now...how about handing that "stimulus package" over to the people who could actually "stimulate" this abortion of an economy we've got right now? If I have to choose between my neighbors and I spending $20,000 a head, and some corporate buffoon at General Motors, Citibank or whatever worthless corporation with goons in three-piece suits holding their hands out for more money to spend on lavish "retreats" for their management -- most of whom are incapable of spending more than 15 seconds in the real world without pissing their pants over not having access to a resort to suntan their shriveling nutsacks -- I'd bet my money on the latter shitting away yet another "stimulus package" just as they flushed this latest one down the toilet.

Guess what, folks? I didn't elect ANY of these clods to "represent" me in Washington. I voted strictly independent and third-party candidates, because I knew EXACTLY what kind of garbage the Democraps and Repukeicans were going to send to D.C. to "represent" us.

I voted this way and everybody...EVERYBODY...laughed at me, mocked me and made fun of me for the choice I made. Well guess who called the shot and is holding a full deck of "I told you so" trump cards right about now??? Here's a quick clue...he's the author of this here little blog.

Like it says in an old Aerosmith classic -- "It's the same old story, same old song and dance, my friends..."

I hope that, in 2010 and 2012, when the time comes to vote these yahoos out of office, we will all remember where we are at right now and ask ourself one simple question: AM I STUPID ENOUGH TO BELIEVE THE DEMOCRAPS AND REPUKEICANS ARE REALLY INTERESTED IN MAKING AMERICA GREAT AGAIN, OR AM I SMART ENOUGH TO REALIZE BOTH PARTIES ARE A WORTHLESS BAG OF BAT SHIT AND AM GOING TO VOTE FOR REAL CHANGE THIS TIME?

That's it for this time, and as always...if you like what you've read, tell a friend, and if you DON'T like it...tell an enemy.